1. |
Shaftpagne
04:17
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Ruminating on annoying songs
Waiting in bed enough to fall asleep
Thinking in circles and im still waiting
Whatever I want I know it's something sweet
× × × × × × × × How do I look?
× × × × × × × × How does it taste?
× × × × × × × × they can smell blood
× × × × × × × × in the water
CONDE
SCENDING
CHAFT
PAGNE
DRINKING
PAIN
LIKE A
GAME
GIVE YOURSELF UP GIVE IT ALL UP GIVE US YOUR PAGNE
TERR-OR FEED
GRIEV-OUS GREED
ONE LAST BEAD
ALL ROUT-INE
GUILL-O TINE
LI-MOU SINE
TOOTH-SOME SCREAM
MOUTH WAT’R-ING
TERROR FEEEEEEED
GRIEVOUS GREEEEED
NO MORE CREEEEAAAM
PARED EX-TREEEEEEME
THIRSTING GEEEEEENE
BEEN LICKED CLEEAAAN
EVERY THING
EVERYFUCKINGTHING
Crystalline lotto
Leeching motto
Yuppie blotto
Lib legato
Rich mosquito
Greed libido
Blood tuxedo
Carbonated credo
YOUR
SPARKLING
TEARS
SPARKLING
FEARS
SPARKLING
CHEERS
SPARKLING
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2. |
Flenderade
06:26
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A bottle of red / is the image in my head
sometimes it’s made of ice / sometimes it’s made of something nice
A bottle of blue / in moods as relevant as you
chemical and neon bright / don’t it make ya wanna fight?
A bottle of green / a glass beer of sugar spleen
a plastic juice of crime / a mania sub lime
A bottle of clear / you can see yourself right in the queer
there’s a curfew tonight / a reason to be not right
AND WHEN YOU DREAM, YOU’LL LICK YOURSELF CLEAN
YOU’LL ORGANIZE A BREEZE, WE’LL ORGANIZE REPRISE
WE’LL ORGANIZE OUR DREAMS, CURE THIS FUCKED PLEASE
YOU WON’T EVER WIN, CAPITALISM
It stunk of polypolypoly
reeked of polypolypoly
ur eth eth eth eth eth ane
Come on, y’allyy’allyy’ally
Every bodybodybody
It it tastes sweet it tastes plain
Let’s bomb the wallywallywally
watch it fallyfallyfally
drinking Flender ender ender end end ade
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3. |
Latex Sky
04:10
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My name’s Latex and I go to work
Tithe exclusive
Then go back to church
Aim important
Then go back to work
Throw my art out
Whats it even worth?
Then go back to…
Then get back to…
Then go back to school
Get my masters
Introduce myself
State name Latex
As somebody else
Disappointed
Didn't even fail
Throw my heart out
Cause it wouldn't sell...
My name’s Latex and I go to work
My name’s Latex and I have a car
My name’s Latex and I love TV
My name’s Latex and I sell my time
My name’s Latex and I sell my mind
My name’s Latex and I go to class
My name’s Latex and I have a loan
My name’s Latex and I love to learn
My name’s Latex and I sell my smarts
My name’s Latex and I sell my heart
My name’s Latex and I go to shows
My name’s Latex and I have some friends
My name’s Latex and I love to smoke
My name’s Latex and I sell my joke
My name’s Latex and I sell my soul
My name’s Latex and I go for walks
My name’s Latex and I have a park
My name’s Latex and I love the sky
My name’s Latex and I sell my strut
My name’s Latex and I sell my guts
My name’s Latex and I go to church
My name’s Latex and I have a god
My name’s Latex and I love my pain
My name’s Latex and I sell my chain
lyrics every other phrase
And I have a scream
Lodged deep in my life
Same thing every day
And I look at my life
There’s a rainbow inside
I’ll find it if I really really try
Life fabrication an empty skit
Itemization a work permit
Congratulations you cannot quit
Abomination you have no fit
Imagination you can’t commit
Humiliation an endless shift
Asphyxiation another hit
Annihilation when will it split
Specialization you’re made for it
Subordination you’re counterfeit
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4. |
Brad's Drink
03:37
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lively over a doorbell but ya might not wannadoitagain x2
*[ ] *[ ] *[ ]
lively over a doorbell but ya might not wannadoitagain x2
*[WHAT’S] *[MY ] *[ PAST]
lively over a detail but it might not
wannadoitagain ×2
*[BENT & INVISIBLE ]
DI GEH STION
A THUR STING
FOR A SPOT
A VEST IBULAR QUENCH
WHAT NEEDS ARE BEING MET
WHAT QUESTIONS DO YOU MEAN
WHAT RUSTED OPEN CRANKS
WITHOUT A STIFF KICK DOWN
Helping •on •the street~
Helped in •to •a car~
Helping •quo•tas meet~
I was body slammed
by a spirit cop
I’m a fan missing an eye
I’m a light missing a spiral
I’m a whirring hydration monitor
I’m an artificial metallic wind
I’m experimental water subject
What desire divested me—
made me unwant me so?
a po ple xy
ti yerd sel fie
you don’t want me
you don’t want me
just a drad’s drink
just a drad’s drink
fizz purple pink
fizz purple pink
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5. |
Floyd Rosé
04:45
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JUSTICE SALE???
WHO WANTS A LICENSE TO FEEL???
WHO WANTS A LICENSE TO KILL???
GOTTA JUSTICE SALE
now icantdo anythingelse anymore
i’m trappedinhere inthisspring somethingfree
bend backandforth likeakey inthisschord
don’t itfeelbored plannedbeing servicer
can youmakeit canyoupay floydrosé
an escapedoor foryourpearl itsokay
Justice Sale
License to Feel
You’ve gotta be born a special way
A million bucks in yr blood a dozen houses in sway
To drink all of the suds leave the flat to the chaff
To be trapped in a sorry but still holding the chain
Look out you suckers it’s not your day
If you want your freedom you’re gonna have to pay
You’re mocking my make up but giving me play
My floyd rosé you play play play
you can’t bend me iiiiiiiiin
you can’t bend me ouuuuuut
ya can’t bend me uuuuup
ya can’t bend me doooown
li-cense
to please
jus-tice
bought with
cre-dit
i can’t
stress this
e-nough
you can’t
aff-ord
jus-tice
sor-ry
jus-tice
is for
the rich
we’re yours
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6. |
Boot Liqueur
04:37
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After a long day of beating up protesters
Let’s take a little time to sit down together
With a lovely cocktail of teargas and mace
I fucking love it when you kick me in the face!
I wanna lick
Strain your sweat into my glass
I wanna lick
Strain your sweat into my glass
Melt your boot down so that I might sup
I love the boot, I get the boot and suck it down til I throw up
Leave the beer and wine to communists who fear authority
Boot liqueur is for the real oral majority
I’m cuffed licking the ground and I’m jonesing for you
I need the fear of god in my veins to get me drunk
I’ll spit your shine, distill boot wine, you’re mighty fine
I’ll spend the night inside your roomy roomy trunk
I’ve got all these boots to lick all day might as well lick away cuz i’m a filthy little sleazeball i’ve got the boot so far down my brainstem each twitch of the foot is a puppeteer stringing. I can’t imagine a world without pain. I can’t imagine a world without a price on every gain. I’ve got all these boots to lick in my closet hidden in my boot buffet. O look at that a boot platonic form I’ll lick that too since the day I’m born.
It’s only a little taste of boot
for a little extra power
But if you lick it long enough
It’ll turn into a tower
You’ll lick the highest boots around
n isn’t that the dream?
You’ll even think that you’re a god
with a foot upon your scream
Fascism’s a boot system
where the leaders are the weak
Licking boots is all they do—
every single time they speak
But I know something you can do
to turn a boot into a treat
Turn its anklebone into honeydew
Eating ethical’s pretty sweet
Barbequed officer
Cream of capitalist
Boneless politician
Raspberry billionaire
Megachurch family bucket
Crushed ICE
Media devil’s food cake
And a shot of boot liqueur
It’s the last time
you’ll taste boot
It’s the last time
you’ll taste boot
It’s the very last time
You’ll ever taste boot
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7. |
Gin Carry
04:41
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I’m queuing the hierarchy
Going up like a ride
Greased by a disguise
That you recognize
Everyone knows me
It’s easy as sin
I’m whoever I wanna be
And you’re nothinnnnnnnnnn
Part B. Beth
IIIIIII carry my suitcase
three ounces of fluid
don’t tell me no
your career’ll be ruined
do you know who i am
i carry my flask
do you know who i am—do you??—don’t ask!
do you know who i am
i’m soaking in gin
i bathe in your blood, i’m soaking in gin
Chug+gargle+slurp, one more sip, one more chug, hold on, one more
it’s not amoral to drink
it’s not amoral to kill
it’s not amoral to steal
it’s not amoral to will yourself to carry
three gallons of gin
three gallons of gin
ride onto the airplane
soak all the booze in
Who are you today?
Who are you tomorrow?
IS MY WILL TO LIVE
IS MY WILL TO GIVE
WILL TO CARRY
WILL TO CARRY
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8. |
Bleach Schnapps
04:05
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Bunt out my best self on a weekday
Still not sold but the old way is bankrupt
If you see it you won't have to see it alone
--was prone to believe away the unknown
And if you believe it you won't have to see it at all
if you believe it you won't have to see it a--
if you believe it you won't have to see
Just how much is lost
Isn't it rotten luck?
It's worth it it's just that the value is corrupt
Dollars fold but gold is what you see
Model homes fake fruit you cannot eat
There is no value behold dollar folds gold behind a smart screen
Change is what it's supposed to be
Sold out my best self
For a weak pay
Still not sold but my own way is bankrupt
If you leave it you won't have to go it alone…
You’re right you’re right you’re right you’re right you’re right you’re right you’re right you’re right you’re right you’re right you’re right you’re right you’re right you’re right you’re right you’re right
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9. |
Three Jerks
03:33
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Sugar and water urinating
*****! *****!
triple your liquor's violent sleep
*****! *****!
you need something ex- citing to drink
*****! *****!
given the ex- citement , you
*****! *****!
drink
*****! *****!
*****! *****!
wink
*****! *****!
*****! *****!
wink. A- merican dream
*****! *****!
fascism fashioned images seen
*****! *****!
waited too long for you to decide
*****! *****!
as real as you think. its true, its a lie. Its
*****! *****!
true
*****! *****!
*****! *****!
*****! *****!
*****! *****!
can’t be alone can’t think alone can’t die alone
can’t be alone can’t think alone can’t die alone
can’t be alone alone
meennntal ciiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrcle
speeeeciial uuuuuuniooooooon
heteroooo deluuuuuuuuusion
sociooooo jerrrrrrrrrrrrrrkdom
HEEEEYYYYYYYY!
they’re not dreaming
faucet reeking
closet weeping
pulses freaking
pauses leaking
they’re not bad- ges
cop per fasc- ists
they’re just like you
numb scum con fused
TELE . PHONE
MICRA . TONE
PHERE . MONE
HOMO . PHOBE
HYPER . DRONE
GAYHOR . MONE
SILLI . CONE
UNDER . TONE
FUNNY . BONE
BROKEN . BONE
HATEFUL . ZONE
DEAD A . LONE
DEAD A . LONE
TRIPLE . CLONE
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10. |
Broken Spokes
11:42
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11. |
Lump of Coal
24:41
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